Frankie’s Perfect Life

Hello, I’m Frank! Although my humans usually call me Frankie, Francis, Lemon Drop, Bunny Rabbit, and about 47 other ridiculous names my crazy mom makes up on a daily basis. I’m a Golden Retriever, I’m 16 months old, and according to my family, I’m absolutely perfect!
I’m a very good boy… most of the time. I do have a few hobbies that keep my family on their toes, including eating sticks, munching on grass, and completely destroying my toys about 14 seconds after they give them to me (oops!). My absolute favorite thing in the whole world is FETCH. I could play fetch all day long. My family says I’m the smartest, most talented pup around! I love my friends, especially my Black Lab crew, Benny, Ice, and Nellie. We have so much fun running around at the lake or playing in the water! My mom brings me on errands all the time I loveee car rides, especially when she has the top off the Jeep
My mom, in particular, is a little obsessed with me. She sings songs about me ALL THE TIME, tells me how perfect I am, gives me new nicknames every day, and has entire conversations with me even though I have absolutely no idea what she’s talking about. I usually just stare at her, wag my tail, and pretend I understand. :)
Life is pretty good. I get to play fetch, swim in the lake, hang out with my friends, eat things I probably shouldn’t, destroy perfectly good toys, get told about 900 times a day that I’m the best boy ever, and I have the BEST family ever who loves me so much!