Hello, wonderful people of North Albuquerque Acres! I’m Sir Wigglesworth, but my friends just call me Wiggles. I’m a guinea pig—tiny but mighty—and I’m here to tell you a little bit about my life and why I’m the happiest little furball you’ll ever meet.

I arrived at the Francis family’s home about a year ago as a tiny bundle of fluff. From the moment I stepped into my cozy enclosure, I knew this was my forever home. Since then, I’ve grown into my role as the official Chief Cuddler and Snack Tester. I take my job very seriously! My favorite things? Fresh veggies, especially carrots, kale, and little nibbles of apple. I love sprinting around my space and doing my signature wiggle dance—the one where I wiggle my nose and shake my little rump. When I do that, it means I’m really, really happy—like when you find your favorite treat or get a nice chin scratch.

Living with the Francis family is simply the best. The kids love spending time with me, talking to me, and sharing their snacks (I’m very persuasive when it comes to treats). And guess what? I even got to meet their two cats. We weren’t sure about each other at first—cats can be a little intimidating!—but after some careful introductions and a few naps nearby, we became friends. Now, we hang out peacefully, and sometimes I even sneak in a little nose-to-nose hello.

What I love most about my life is making my humans smile. Even on those rainy Albuquerque days when everyone feels a little gloomy, I’m there to wiggle my way into their hearts and brighten their mood. It’s amazing how something as small as a little wiggle and a soft squeak can remind everyone that joy is often found in the simplest moments—a fresh leaf, a warm spot by the window, or a quiet cuddle with those you love.

If you’re thinking about bringing a guinea pig like me into your home, here’s a little tip: fresh veggies are a must, lots of gentle cuddles make us happy, and having cozy hideaways helps us feel safe and loved. And please—always handle us gently; no squeezing allowed!

So next time you’re feeling down, just remember: somewhere in North Albuquerque Acres, there’s a little furball doing the wiggle dance, spreading happiness one wiggle at a time. That’s me, Sir Wigglesworth, your friendly neighborhood guinea pig!