Greetings, my fellow four-legged compatriots and “ruff” to their two-legged servants. 

My name is Diesel. I am 12 years old and was born on April 1st – but I ain’t nobody’s fool.

I proudly represent the crème de la crème of Maltipoos, one of the finest breeds of dogs on Earth. Our superior levels of intelligence, extreme sensitivity and phenomenal E.Q. make us highly sought out and wonderful companions. We do tend to be a lil' hyper by hooman standards, so best keep up! Not that you’ll be able to, as I’ll likely be whizzing past you on my chauffeured white retro Vespa. It’s gruff running these streets of VP.

My exceptional work ethic and protective nature have me working around the clock as my mama’s guardian and all-around vigilante. It’s the least I can do. She takes the best care of me (#blessed #king) – lawd, you should see my wardrobe. Don't tell her, but I secretly like... okay, love our photo shoots (shh, gotta maintain my street cred). 

Mama is my favorite hooman. I don’t allow many hoomans near her (hootie hooooo), unless I have some special affinity for them (tends to be rare). One exception is my main squeeze, Jessica, who grooms me (oh so goooooood!!). But keep that on the DL, as I would never want to hurt my other honey bunny Wynnie’s feelings. Yes, I am a bit of a lady’s man…

Don’t mistake my gruff edges though… I'm the first to cuddle my babes & mates when they’re not feeling well. I have a heart of gold, natural healing abilities and a sacred duty to help others (yes, I am also spiritually enlightened…). What can I say? I am 6 lbs of LOVE at the end of the day.

As for my four-legged crew, my best buds are Cam, Sammy, and Killer. We play, swim (did I mention I boogie board?), take long naps and keep each other up-to-date on the hood’s happenings. Last but not least, my 4th best friend – also my work buddy/CEO boss bro, Louis. Sir Louis holds down the fort at mama’s office when I can’t be there. Proud to say all my homies are ride or die.

I've got to bounce now, but it's been a pleasure introducing myself. 

Until we meet, PAWS OUT, GIRL SCOUT! ☮ 

 

My IG:  diesel_in_real_life