Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is Montego,  yes like Montego Bay. As some of you have seen me strolling around Victoria Park on my chauffeurs shoulder, aka -my mom, squealing & squaking while cruising on my bike or scooter.

Yes, my colors are vibrant and I know I'm stunning but don't be fooled darling, you can look but you can't touch. I simply cannot be bothered by human beings.

My day consists of waking up in my queen size bed I have to share with my mother, the audacity.  Taking a morning shower while my Scrambled eggs are being prepared, soft Scrambled with a little butter, then going for a a ride and relaxing in my favorite oak tree in Holiday Park.

As a 25 year old stud, I'll be around for the next 40 years thanks to my impeccable diet of raw cashews,  bone marrow and a med  well lamp chop.

With my incredibly strong beak, I can destroy any toy that comes my way but my favorite thing to bite into are all of my mom favorite dresses and dining room table. Who doesn't love the taste of fabric paired with freshly stripped wood.

Anyway darlings, I'll see you around zipping through town and when you do, don't be afraid to say hello. That's all flocks.